Kings of Varock
The Kings of Varock, The Kings of Varock, who are they?
Why do you ask such a question?
At a special time today!
On The king of Varock,
The King of Varock,
On the King of Varock’s birthday!
Every noble shall eat a feast!
Every account shall bow down, at least.
Even Zezima, the famous Zezima, will bow down to the Royal King!
Fallador may have knights,
Lumbridge may have Dukes!
The King of ardougne may have wealth,
But the King of Varock does too!
He constructed the Wilderness Ditch!
The Grand Exchange was a sitch!
He also made a-
You did not answer my question!
Who is the king of Varock?!
You mean the kings of Varock!
No you said the singular “king”
Who are you to ask such a question anyway when I am singing!?
I am THE KING OF VAROCK!
I made this on behalf of my first 100 posts. Tell me if it sucks…it’s my first time posting a poem, be honest please!
Edit: The Kings of Varock are ashamed of Andrew Gower’s bad behavior!!