Here are a list of complaints and appropriate responses to the complaints. This was taken from the Rants board on Runescape.com
Why Aren’t I a Mod?
because your stupid enough to ask.
Why Are Mods never playing?
because they don’t want to deal with stupid people complaining in game AND on the boards.
Why Aren’t Abbysal Whips less?
to prevent a lvl 3 from killing you for your ignorance.
The Maul Sucks!
so do you.
Pkers Are Jerks!
Maybe you shouldn’t run up to them and say: hey ******^er, stop !$^%!$#ing around and ~#%~#%ing attack me!
The word “noob” should be censored
JAGEX gives me an automated message!!!
So does wal-mart.
People Are Harrasing Me!
it builds character