I want to conquer the world

Anyway,just wanted to share this with you,ain’t it what everyone wants?
Sorry if it’s spam…

Hey brother christian with your high and might errand,
Your actions speak so loud, I can’t hear a word you’re saying.
Hey sister bleeding heart with all of your compassion,
Your labors soothe the hurt but can’t assuage temptation.
Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure,
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
Hey mother mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye
And a ’god you must be joking!’
Hey mr. diplomat with your worldly aspirations,
Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station?
Hey moral soldier you’ve got righteous proclamation,
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations.
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all of my decision
I want to conquer the world,
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children,
I’ll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales,
We’ll have peace on earth and global communion.
I want to conquer the world!

How are you supposed to conquer the world in an anti-violent way, Mr. Peaceful? :stuck_out_tongue:

~ ewok

I think hes gonna bore the leaders of the world into submission through horribly boring tirades on world peace and the eradication of aids.

Yeah… Mrparris is right for once, how will you conquer the world with peace?

That’s something I still have to figure out.

By destroying you using your mother’s poison cookies…Pretend I didn’t say that. looks around

I don’t know what to think of it.

That’s still violent, using poison cookies…

Aw man. Does it count as murder?

If its premeditated, like thinking about it b4 you make the cookies, then yes, it counts as first-degree murder.

Ratox!! Lets take over the world together!! You be nice. I`ll be in the backround killing people! LETS GO TAKE OVER!! WOOT! :highfive: :thumbsup:

Woot,yay :smiley:
Someone is with me

cool! Lets take over… Dunno, you choose(sp?)

ps. Comma partially working again! sweet!

Its easier and faster to shoot people, lol

~:crazy: spartan

well, just get biological weapons (ones that make you run to the bathroom fast like hell), and bomb the countries biggest cities, then everyone will beg you to get the cure and they will be under your command (lol)

Mr parris you are the way to conqure the world!
Once ratox says he is in posestion of a parris they will all surrender.

yeah perfect!! lets get parris first

First runescape…Then then world wuahaha.

Rebellion! If you kill people who are destroying the world it’s still peaceful.

Lol. this is a spam topic now.

Lol, for some reason that reminded me of this
American Girls and American Guys
We’ll always stand up and salute
We’ll always recognize
When we see Old Glory Flying
There’s a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
’til the day that he died
He wanted my mother, and my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

This nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of July

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin her fist
And the eagle will fly
And its gonna be hell
When you hear Momma Freedom
Start ringin her bell
It’ll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Ahw brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
You’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we’ll PUT a boot in your ass
It’s the American way

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the Statue of Liberty
Started shakin’ her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, it’s gonna be hell
When you hear Momma Freedom
Start ringin’ her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you now
Haw brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue