kids these days....

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#1

well today, i went to the park and to the community center pool…

at the park, i had this conversation with some 8,9 or 10 year old kid(im 11)

him: hi
me:hello…
him:hi retart

no need to say anything about it…

u kno those little tube thingies that float? this kid at the pool kept on trying to get my blue floatie(i was collecting floaties since i was bored), he was jumping up on me, kicking me, until i finally got on the stairs, and threw the floatie out of the water, and i came out… for some odd reason, he didnt follow…

#2

crazy kids 0.0…

#3

dam hooligans
anyway, ive had a kid do that at the pool when it was me and my friend, he was in the water following me and kicking me
i got so pissed that i just grabbed his head and push it under water and held it, than i brought him back up and said “You going to leave me alone?”
he said “No loser”
so i held him under again, he went kinda crazy and i let him up again and said it again…than he agreed. moreal is, u gatta show them whos bos

#4

man, i try to be nice to little kids but they think that im a loser since i wear glasses, then i just take them down…

The other day i was walking home from a friends house, and i walked past a grade school, and I heard him yelling at me, i turned to look and the little kids goes “whats up loser? wanna fight?”

so i was like “whatever…whispernoobwhisper[okay, you got me, the last part about me saying noob isnt real…]”

but then he starts kicking rocks at me, so i said “If you wanna fight you fat lard then get out here, or stop showing off you big *****…”

then he goes “yeah? well, wheres the exit?”

I pointed right at it and even walked to it…

then he goes like so…
“I can’t find it… You lied! Your just scared!!”

… i was even standing right next to it… so i called him a fat lard and walked off…

#5

Woot, that’s the way to do it…

I’m buffing up in weightlifting to own kids at the pool… Woot!

Hmm, Why does Goku-Dinky+ have a + next to his name?

#6

pfft, should have just waited for him to walk home…than got him there

#7

It’s a phase. No, really, it is. Kids just think being immature jerks makes them cool. They’ll grow up eventually.

I now reference Bill Paxton’s character, Private Hudson, from Aliens, as evidence that some kids actually don’t grow up.

#8

ugh…dam…kids with their…music

fo serious though. i blame the parents

#9

kids these days? you still are one :\

#10

how does music have something to do with this?

everyone blames the parents…
for example:

you steal some $1 chocalate, what do u say?
MY PARENTS DID IT!

you steal a 2 million dollar ferrari. what do u say?
MY PARENTS DID IT!

#11

i don’t blame my parents I blame bill gates just because he is rich and he gets more money taking a shower than you will get in your life time lol

#12

your parents raise you. and when you are little, u are very impresionable because you dont know your boundries and limits. which is why kids act out

furthermore, the music thing is from family guy…

#13

My own grade one buddy (im like his mentor have to welcome him to skool and all this ~ teachers make us) gets sticks from the tree chases me and starts wipping me, once he cut brandons leg! O and he smells real bad!

#14

O.o Calm down dear…the kid wants a reaction, if you just ignored him his little brain would soon get tired.